Homosexuality

Great! Gays want to be married. Wonderful. Not only that, but they also want to be able to adopt children.

What's next? Is Hallmark's Anniversary Card section going to begin having a tab which says "For my Gay Husband or Gay Wife.

And for you idiots who say I am a homophobe, I will say this: I am not afraid of gays as long as they stay the hell away from me.

Anyway, gays (it is ok to call them that, right?) want the right to marry. You have got to be kidding me! Marriage is between a man and a woman. Period. Why, you ask?

Well, for you liberals who don't understand how this works, I will enlighten you.

It actually isn't a stork which delivers the baby. Hard to believe, huh? I know. When I was 2 and I found out, I was devistated , just like many of you air-heads are now! It takes a man and a woman to create and raise a child. A child who is raised by two moms or two dads is more likely to be gay than other kids, so says the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. Great......at the rate we are going, man kind will be eliminated in no time. But hey, let's not quibble.

Now let's talk about the usage of the word "gay." In modern times, it is used to describe something foolish or funny, not serious.

I have to give props where props are deserved. A friend of mine (whose name shall remain anonymous at this time) recently created a video post where she corrected herself for "misusing" the word "gay" because, as she said, "there are a lot of homosexual people at this school." I salute this because, unlike me, she cares about upsetting people.

Have no fear though because I will let you know exactly what I think of this.

Humans like to bitch, and homosexuals are no different. As a matter of fact, they are often leading the choir. First, the word was "queer" to describe people who liked their own sex. Then, these "queer" people began to bitch.

"Son of a bitch, we can't be called this! It's too simple and plain and easy to say. I want something more sophisticated," they said

And they got it.

Then they moved to "gay." (Which means "happy") Wow! I mean what is it about the 1980s? Everything made people happy. Drugs made you happy, being queer, I mean, "gay" made you happy, everything made you happy. Anyway, back to the point.

After this went on for quite some time, somebody (who was probably gay him or her self) caught on and said "God-friggen damn it" I've had it with these monosyllabic words. I am going to demand I get a word that makes us seem like real bad asses. I am going to get a word that takes the better part of three seconds to say. That's right. I am going to get the word "homosexual".

And that's what's used now. And abbreviations are a MAJOR fashion fo paux. They made sure that the prefix "homo-" could never be said again without having that moment of ambiguity. That moment of "is he just going to leave it at that and be politically incorrect, or is he going to talk about a compound or something?"

Anyway, the point is.... why are we trying to not offend people. People are going to bitch up a storm over anything. How do you think Al Sharpton has made a living? Don't worry about being offensive and speak your mind. Although I have all the respect in the world for you if you do censor yourself; more often than not, you can count me out! I am not saying to go out there and purposely offend people. That is rude and mean and cold-hearted. Sort of like Saul Allinsky, but let's not et into that.

This is the Young Conservative saying Good Night from here, and nowhere else!